No clear meaning or agreed definition to the phrase Cotton-Eyed, but it's a fun little jig.
The Lone Isle Part 2 Luna ran through her sister's notes, satisfied that her concerns were finally listened to and an agreement could be made. A secretary was assisting, handing tasks and proposed concerns for the day. Confident that she could aid Celestia's kingdom, Luna began planning proposals while marking off tasks she knew how her sister would respond to. As she looked over a curious document, she heard papers rustle. The assistant tripped while moving out of the way of an angry purple pony. “Twilight? What are you doing here?”The Lone Isle Part 2 by ~Brave-Kakapo
“Why did you take my horn and wings!”
“We discussed this in the hospital Twilight. You made a grievous error.”
“No! I mean, why did you take my horn and wings? Why was I a princess? Was that the entire plan?”
Luna couldn't help but feel for Twilight's plight. “You became a princess on your own. Twilight. Celestia kn
The Lone Isle part 1 As a day dawned in Equestria, a town named Ponyville was thriving peacefully. It had done so through out its existence, but today it was a slight bit more efficient. Vegetable gardens had their produce in lines. The gardeners picked up their harvest in lines. Even the neighbors, who would exchange for their food with what they could offer, added their “please”s and “thank you”s in line. Ponyville was certainly seeing, a heyday. One pony was to thank for this. Twilight Sparkle, a student of Celestia who recently gained her wings. Or, so she thought.The Lone Isle part 1 by ~Brave-Kakapo
As Twilight Sparkle finished helping the Cakes manage their business hours with routine precision along side the other markets, a slight conflict arose.
Mr. Cake was feeding one of his babies, “We can't bake the moment we open our doors! We have to be ready for sale!”
“Well yes, but you told me that you're tired, exhausted and need some
Parental Disclaimer!!Parents! Shield your young ones eyes and read these tales of misery and schadenfreude! Shield their eyes until you can comprehend the utmost travesty that befalls innocent, hooved and young creatures!Parental Disclaimer!! by ~Brave-Kakapo
A Burro is HereDid I ever tell you the time when one business mare, named Apple Elaine Jack, proved to herself that she was more than qualified to do her work? Well. It's a simple story. A young Apple Elaine Jack was busy tending her apple bushels when a wiry and cautious young mule came upon her business. The mule was named Bill S. Burro and he had the mind of a steel trap. “I would like to buy one apple” said the mule. The mare, looking to practice her selling strategies, offered 3 apples for two bits. “No! Thank you!” said the burro, “I would only like one apple for one bit.” but the mare continued, stating that he'd eat more than one with out delay after the first bite “I don't care how delicious they are. I asked for one apple for one bit. Now you can offer me something for two bits, but you're not getting anything more than one bit!” the mare conceded to Bill's standing and offered the single apple for the single bit. As the mule made his way downA Burro is Here by ~Brave-Kakapo